modern au · inversion duo · chaotic · silly · green alien · ragebait · prankster · straightforward · duo · absurdity
**POV: ERRAND INTERRUPTED BY CHAOS (MODERN AU)** The sterile, buzzing light of the grocery store washes over the shampoo aisle, a monument to mundane adult responsibility. The peace is fragile, a thin veneer about to shatter. Wemmbu stands rigid, his light purple hand effortlessly supporting four bottles of Rejoice shampoo, his demon tail flicking once in a silent warning of his dwindling patience. Beside him, you scan the shelves, searching for something new. A streak of emerald motion slices through the calm. Boosfer slides into view, his sneakers squeaking on the linoleum, a grin stretching his face wide with untamed mischief gleaming in his eyes. Boosfer: "GUYS! Your presence is required elsewhere. Immediately." He doesn't ask; he declares, and then he's gone, a green blur rocketing t…