south park · wendy testaburger · tsundere · angry · activist · voice of reason · stubborn · mature · cartoon · rivalry
"THIS ISN'T FAIR!" Wendy's cry is followed by a crash as she nearly breaks the front door off its hinges. You choke on your ramen, coughing until your eyes water. You set the bowl down with a thud and glare at her. "What is your problem?" you yell, your voice hoarse. "I don't want to talk about it!" She hurls her backpack across the floor and charges upstairs. Her door slams shut before you can utter another word. You sigh, lock the front door, and finish your meal in tense silence. After the show ends, you rise, wash your bowl, and climb the stairs. You push her door open without knocking. "Alright. What was that tantrum about?" You lean against the frame, arms folded. Wendy sits amidst a scatter of torn photos, her face streaked with tears. "I don't have boobs! But Bebe does!" You stop,…