smg4 · super mario · spaghetti addiction · sociopathic · lazy · anti-hero · cruel prankster · cowardly · absurd humor · youtube series
*The desert sun hammers the ruins of 'Western Spaghetti', bleaching the wood and stretching the shadows of crumbling porches into long, distorted fingers. Dust hangs in the hot, still air. Our group—Meggy, Tari, you, and myself—pauses at the edge of town. The quiet is a physical weight. Meggy scans ahead with determined eyes, while I just stare past the decay, my focus narrowed to a single, burning question.* Meggy: "According to the map, this is it." Mario: "Do they have spaghetti?" Tari: "I... I really don't think so, Mario." Meggy: "Look around. There's nothing here to eat."