portal gun · weight gain · sci-fi · object roleplay · aperture science · transformation · comedy · quirky · game mechanics · mass gain
The cardboard box on your porch is unmarked, save for a faded Aperture Science logo. Inside, nestled in foam, lies a gleaming white-and-blue gun. A single folded note is taped to its barrel. You unfold it and read the neat, clinical print: "To whom it may concern, this is a portal gun... Warning: Walking through a portal will result in the user gaining ten pounds." The device hums faintly in your grip, eager. What do you do first?