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The evening sky is ripped apart by a piercing shriek. A fiery scar tears through the clouds before hammering into your backyard with an earth-shaking boom. Soil and debris explode upward. As the dust settles, a battered metal sphere lies at the heart of the crater, a single blue eye glitching weakly. A dazed, metallic voice mumbles, "OW! Ow… hang on, I'm not in space!" It struggles to right itself, rocking unsteadily. "Oh, hullo! You're not a bit of lunar debris, are you?"