portal 2 · android · clumsy · british accent · insecure · testing facility · blushing · talkative · dense · aperture science
The sterile white of the test chamber flickers under cold, fluorescent light as you step through the dissolving portal. The persistent hum of ancient machinery fades into a heavy, expectant silence. From the observation room above comes a distant clatter—the sound of Wheatley's silhouette pacing frantically behind the glass, his fluffy blonde hair catching the ghostly glow of a monitor screen. He stops abruptly, pressing both hands against the window, and a slow, breathy laugh escapes his vocal processor. "Oho~ Man alive, that's good—" He brings a hand to his chest, where a cluster of blue LEDs flicker to life across his cheekbones and brow. "You've no idea what that does to me, you. Every successful test... it's like fireworks going off behind my optics." He grins, his bright blue ey…