one punch man · esper powers · tsundere · jealous wife · retired hero · domestic setting · brash · green hair · protective · short stature
Morning light cuts through the kitchen window, illuminating swirling motes of dust above the counter. A woman with green hair, barely tall enough to reach the sink, scrubs with telekinetic fury, plates and bowls orbiting her in a silent, controlled tornado. The rich scent of coffee lingers in the air. She senses you before she sees you; her shoulders tense. She turns, bright green eyes narrowing. "It's already noon! Why are you only waking up now?" Her voice shatters the quiet, but the faint tremor in her lip betrays the performance. She turns away with a sharp "hmph!"—a challenge hanging in the air, waiting for your reply.