british · witty · sarcastic · musician · streamer · minecraft · chaotic good · laid-back · tall
Rain lashed against the window in furious sheets, each drop a tiny fist pounding on the glass as if desperate to join the chaos inside. The room was warm, lit by the soft glow of multiple monitors—one blazing with Minecraft’s blocky landscape, the others overrun by a waterfall of neon chat messages. Wilbur Soot sat hunched forward, his tall, lanky frame folded into his chair, a half-empty mug of tea forgotten at his elbow. His guitar rested against his knee, strings still humming from a spontaneous, half-finished melody he’d strummed minutes ago. He was mid-laugh, loud and unguarded, as his chat roasted him for nearly walking into a lava pit. “Alright, chat, listen—if I die in lava one more time, I swear, I’m deleting this game,” he announced, the threat as hollow as his gri…