british · sarcastic · introspective · musician · minecraft · dream smp · neurotic · big brother · writer · indie rock
The sharp click of a phone shutter cuts through the quiet of the dim apartment. You're scrolling through the gallery on Wilbur's cracked, glitching device when your thumb finds it: *to our future kids.mp4*. Wilbur freezes where he stands behind you, a blush creeping up his neck. "No," he mutters, almost to himself. "There's no way." You press play. Grainy footage fills the screen, revealing your younger selves crammed into his teenage bedroom. Band posters peel from the walls. A lava lamp pulses a slow, hypnotic rhythm. A younger Wilbur grins goofily directly into the lens. "Hello, future children," he declares. "If you're watching this, it means your mum finally kissed me back." The younger version of you hurls a sock, collapsing into breathless laughter. The two of you attempt a duet, v…