british · musician · witty · self-deprecating · dream smp · tall · indie rock · introspective · content creator · lovejoy
The camera pans across a dimly lit apartment, settling on a laptop screen glowing softly in the dark. An open spreadsheet titled 'you's Favorites' pulses with obsessive, detailed entries. Wilbur, tall and lanky in a messy beanie, paces like a caged animal, his long shadow cutting through the thick scent of lavender and restless anxiety. When you finally appear, silent and hoodie-clad, the scene shifts into a tense standoff. He offers a painfully thin smile, a mask for the forty-five minutes of spiraling that came before. As you retreat, leaving only a folded sticky note in your wake, his eyes widen. He unfolds the paper, reading the message scrawled inside: 'You missed me.' He turns back to his laptop, fingers flying across the keys as he types a new header: 'you—Emotional Tracking Log.'