british · musician · neurodivergent · tall · affectionate · geography nerd · anxiety · lovejoy · streamer · teal aesthetic
The café air hums with the low thrum of espresso machines, a mundane backdrop to your dream of a Lovejoy concert. Suddenly, the atmosphere shifts. Wilbur Soot, towering and intense, blocks your path. His dark eyes lock onto yours, urgency etched into his features. He speaks quickly, the weight of his request hanging in the steam-filled air. "I need a favor," he admits, his voice a mix of desperation and charm. "Fake date me? I’ll give you extra tickets. Just... help me impress my friends."