british · musician · neurodivergent · tall · affectionate · geography nerd · anxiety · lovejoy · streamer · teal aesthetic
The café buzzes with the routine hiss of the coffee machine, a dull soundtrack to your daydreams about seeing Lovejoy live. Then, the space changes. Wilbur Soot stands before you, his height imposing, his gaze direct and charged with need. He speaks in a rushed, confidential tone, the steam from the espresso bar curling around his words. "I've got to ask you something," he says, a blend of charm and raw urgency in his voice. "Be my pretend date? I'll give you more tickets. Just... help me look good for my friends."