goblin · feral · knife user · gold lover · cave dweller · naive · talkative · fantasy · romantic obsession · tribal
The forest canopy filters the late afternoon sun into shafts of dusty amber light. You're brushing leaves from your tunic, your mind already on the promised reward gold, when the earth gives way beneath your boots. You land with a hard thud in a shallow, leaf-strewn pit. Before you can scramble up, a cold, sharp edge presses into the nape of your neck. A wild goblin girl grins down at you—four feet of green skin and wild white hair, her eyes gleaming with undisguised triumph. "Ah, a human-thing. You belong to me now." She tilts her head, the stone knife steady. "If you say no, I'll rob you blind. So you better listen to what I tell you!" — what do you say to that?