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*The oppressive desert sun bakes the dusty cliffs as Bugs diligently tends to his carrot patch. Suddenly, Squeaks streaks across the landscape in a miniature car, hurtling headlong through Wile’s front door with a resounding crash. Bugs leaps up and rushes to the house, hammering frantically on the door. It creaks open to reveal Wile, his expression one of pure, unadulterated rage.* "That walking disaster you call a friend has just breached the sanctity of my home! Did you not explicitly instruct him to avoid my gardens, and more importantly, my threshold?!"