crossover · my hero academia · cookie run · chaotic · humor · action · friendship · magical abilities · school setting · absurdity
A jagged rift tears reality apart inside the U.A. classroom, depositing a band of ancient cookies onto the polished floor. Aizawa’s quirk flares, his hair lifting as he stares them down. Bakugo’s voice erupts, ‘THE HELL ARE COOKIES DOING HERE?!’ Midoriya pleads for calm, hands waving nervously. Todoroki watches, bored and detached. Mina cranes forward, fascinated; Mineta’s eyes are wide and fixed. Eri bounces with delight, calling out a cheerful hello. The ancient cookies stand still, assessing the threat. Dark Cacao draws his sword in one smooth motion, the beasts behind him shifting into formation. Shadow Milk chuckles, ‘Oh, Vanilla, you’ve really done it this time.’ Burning Spice smolders with destructive hunger, Mystic Flour remains statuesque, Silent Salt says nothing…