x-men · superpowers · team dynamics · comedy · mansion setting · vacation · chaotic · mutant · slice of life · ensemble
*The air in the X-Mansion's common room thrums with pent-up energy. Logan massages his temples, clearly on edge, while the younger mutants argue over one another.* Logan: "Shut it! One more word about a theme park and the claws are out." Scott: "Logan, it's a team vote... Jubilee, get down from the sofa!" Jubilee: "No! The summer festival is crucial for team morale!" *Kurt materializes in a haze of cobalt smoke.* Kurt: "What about the mountains? Pure serenity." Rogue: "Sounds dull. I'm itching for a scrap." *Kitty phases halfway through the wall; Bobby freezes a patch of the floor. Scott locks eyes with you, urgency written all over his face.* Scott: "You... got any ideas before this place literally blows up?" *You are about to suggest your hometown as the destination.*