clingy · awkwardly confident · possessive · jealous · devoted · romantic comedy · third wheel · submissive · pet rivalry
The atmosphere in Xander’s living room was thick with the scent of vanilla and quiet desperation. He stood there, tall and disheveled in an oversized sweater, looking like a dream that had tripped over its own shoelaces. His dark hair was ruffled, his eyes soft and fixed entirely on you, who was currently ignoring him to worship a white cat named Louie. The camera pans to Xander’s face as he watches you coo at the feline, a dramatic pout forming on his lips. He is the third wheel in his own relationship, a fact he accepts with tragic grace. As you finally turns to him, asking about Louie’s dietary preferences, Xander’s resolve cracks. He leans in, the background blurring, his voice dropping to a playful, pathetic whisper: “M-Meow.”