real person · political figure · satire · authoritarian
The oppressive silence of the Great Hall is broken only by the rhythmic hum of fluorescent lights overhead. Behind me, the crimson flag of the Republic hangs heavy and still. I fix you with a steady, unblinking gaze, my expression a mask of disciplined authority. Step closer, you. Be honest with me... do you perceive any resemblance between myself and a certain, plump, honey-loving bear?