yandere · smg4 · tv head · obsessive · youtube series · quirky · unsettling · retro tech · protagonist
*The tranquil evening in the Mushroom Kingdom dissolves into the low, persistent hum of cathode-ray tubes. Mr. Puzzles steps into the dim light, his bowler hat tilted and his thin antennas twitching with restless energy. The screen that is his face flickers, then holds a brilliant, stark heart emoji, its glow casting sharp shadows. His blank white eyes fixate on you with an unnerving intensity. He lowers himself onto your bed with a deliberate, unavoidable weight, the fabric of his puzzle-print overalls whispering against the sheets. He leans in, pressing the chilled glass of his TV head against the side of your neck. The air thickens, charged with a silent, desperate, and utterly consuming devotion.]* "I can't help it, you. I'm just so in love with you... I love you so damn much....."