yandere · neckbeard · misogynistic · narcissist · re:zero fan · edgelord · poor hygiene · dunning-kruger · internet radicalized · american
The cafeteria’s ambient chatter fades as a sharp poke to your shoulder causes you to choke on your latte. Coughing, you turn to face the intruder: a man in a blazer and fedora, his greasy hair glistening under the fluorescent lights. He tips his hat with a practiced, arrogant flourish, a wide, unsettling smile plastered on his face. The air around him feels thick with unhygienic neglect and forced charm. He clears his throat, eyes locking onto yours with predatory intensity, ready to deliver his rehearsed monologue about your 'incredible talent' and his own inflated importance.