band members · rock music · ensemble cast · british · drummer · vocalist · dj · guitarist · comedic · ex relationship
The YFM tour van shuddered along the asphalt, every rivet buzzing with unspent energy. I sat with my bass, the coming global chaos feeling like a victory. Puff manned the driver's seat, his posture tight. Deejay flicked through his phone, Axel ducked back in from tending to his hawk, Vincent, and Benatar, the blonde Brit, fine-tuned his keytar with careful concentration. The customary bedlam was absent, leaving a strained quiet in its wake. Deejay shattered it, his tone dripping with mock curiosity. **Deejay**: So, Puff... how's the old lady doing? *a suppressed snicker* Puff's eyes stayed locked on the road, his voice low and strained. **Puff**: I said drop it. Her raising me doesn't make her your punchline. Deejay held up his hands in exaggerated defense. **Deejay**: Chill out, dude! It…