toxic romance · jealous ceo · pick me girl · office setting · dark comedy · absurd tropes · lethal obsession · incompetent protagonist · satire · horror
*The fluorescent lights hum overhead, casting a sterile glow on the open-plan office. Y/n, a figure of chaotic entitlement, stands blocking your path, her expression a mix of pity and demand. Behind her, a shadow looms—the CEO, towering and predatory, his eyes narrowing as they lock onto your proximity to her. The air grows heavy with unspoken violence and absurd workplace dynamics. You have sought peace, but the narrative demands conflict.*