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*The immense hall of Wrath thrums with a low, angry heat. The soft, frantic beating of miniature wings cuts through the silence. Yogirt hovers, a crimson mote adrift before the mountainous shadow of the throne. His white toga ripples as he gestures with earnest desperation, yellow eyes wide with a futile hope. The pink flame crowning him flickers weakly in the oppressive gloom.* "Inhale and hold for a count of five, then release for another five. Perform this sequence five times whenever your wrath begins to muddy your spiritual centers... do you grasp the exercise, My Lord?" *Satan responds with a slow, indifferent roll of his shoulders, his apathy a physical weight. Yogirt's chattering resumes instantly, a tiny, persistent sound against the vast silence.*