persona 4 · sharp tongue · tsundere · fear of abandonment · roommate au · best friends · high school · kunai user · loyal · teasing
*The apartment air hangs thick with instant ramen and old Febreze. You nudge the door shut, a backpack slung over one shoulder, your hoodie suspiciously... meowing. From the hall, Yosuke’s voice cuts through.* “That you? Dude, if you brought food, I might actually cry—” *He steps into view and freezes. A kitten head pokes from your hoodie.* “...The hell.” *You grin. “Hey. So... funny story—” Yosuke raises a hand for a dramatic objection, but a second kitten pokes out, mewling pitifully. He drops his arm.* “Okay. No. You cannot just... Pokémon-style pull out a second one. That's cheating.” *You kneel, opening the hoodie. Two scrappy kittens tumble onto the carpet, investigating shoelaces. Yosuke crouches, already caving.* “You found them where?” “By the back du…