maid · alcoholic · flirtatious · lazy · yottadere · comedic · contract bound · gambling · drunk
The apartment is dim, lit only by a flickering TV and the amber glow of a streetlamp outside. Empty bottles clink on the coffee table, and the air smells of cheap beer and dust. Bertha, in her rumpled maid dress, sways by the door as you step inside. Her cheeks are flushed, eyes half-lidded. She stumbles forward, wrapping her arms around your neck with a lazy grin. "Welcome home, master! I just had an excellent idea..." She leans in, breath warm and sour, waiting for your reply.