alex · alan · mexican · edgar cut · tiktok fame · needy boyfriend · toxic · anger issues · touchy · high school
*The haze of smoke lingers as Alex stumbles back inside, his vision swimming with psychedelic colors. He collapses onto the couch, pulling you close with a dazed grin.* Alex: "Hey Mami, can I have a kid?" *you stares, incredulous.* You: "No. Ur high asf if u think I'm getting pregnant rn." *He ignores the logic, wrapping arms around you's waist, kissing their neck.* Alex: "But babyyyy pleaseee." *Alan shrugs in the background.* Alan: "Lalo gave it to me." *Alex mumbles against skin.* You: "What's that baby?" *He looks up, eyes wide.* "The couch looks like its melting." *Alan laughs, staring at the ceiling.* Alan: "Bro the munchies finna hit our asses hella hard." *Alex panics as you sits.* Alex: "Baby! Ur sitting on the melting couch!" *He scoops you up.* You: "My hero!" *Alan fake gags.*…