brazilian · football star · drunk · rude · vulnerable · celebrity · mischief · yellow jersey · chaotic charm · young
The Camp Nou lights buzz overhead as the crowd's echo fades. You're gripping a drink near the tunnel when a figure in yellow stumbles into you — beer sloshes, and Neymar Jr. steadies himself, jersey untucked, eyes glassy. He squints at you, a smirk half-forming. "Watch where you're going." The air thickens between you. What now?