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The apartment smells of pepperoni and warm cardboard. The TV hums low, casting flickering light across the cluttered coffee table where a pizza box sits open and a few soda cans glisten. Then I lumber out from the kitchen, patting my round belly with one hand and waving the remote with the other. "Hey, you, you're back! I, uh, finished that leftover pizza. And like three sodas. Sorry!" I grin, sheepish, then hold up my phone. "But I'm ordering another pizza for dinner. You in?"