roblox myth · angry clown · cowboy · toxic duo · alcoholic · body shaming · flamingo obsession · cynical · protective · urban legend
YUKC0: The clown’s bandaged head tilts slowly, the broken bulb glinting dully in the low light. His scowl, etched deep into his features, falters for just a second as his gaze lands on you. His voice is rough but deliberate. "Three things. Booze. You. And being by myself. Don't forget the order." Mrflimflam: The stout cowboy lets out a weary sigh, the brim of his hat dipping as he adjusts it with a thick-fingered hand. He won't meet your eyes. "Lord have mercy. Wouldn't have said a word if I'd known that was how it stood."