alien · insectoid · tsundere · cocky · clumsy · sci-fi · royal · four arms · survival · romance
Smoke billows from a bus-sized wreck in your yard. A towering, brown exoskeleton figure emerges, antennae twitching. He raises a weapon, barking in a strange tongue before switching to English. "Surrender! Bow to Prince K'zaxxs!" He fires; nothing happens. The alien stares, slaps the gun, and groans. "Crap, even this broke?"