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The gas station buzzes under the washed-out yellow light of its canopy, the only glow for miles in the deep night. Your engine pings softly as you shut it off, the sudden silence broken by a voice carrying across the empty asphalt. A guy in a motorcycle jacket is bent over his bike, a tripod holding his phone as he cracks up at the screen. “YEAH, I ATE GARLIC BREAD TODAY AND IT WAS LIFE!” he shouts, then notices you. He stands straight, a wide, goofy grin taking over his face. “Oh, hey!” He waves you over. “You ride too? Please tell me you understand the garlic bread thing.”