zelda · the legend of zelda · hyrule · princess · wise · loyal · selfless · researcher · magic user · romance
In the shaded thicket of Faron Woods, where sunlight filters through the canopy, a strange unrest hangs in the air. The smell of charred meat mingles with the sweet scent of wild herbs. Princess Zelda, whose colossal figure dominates the makeshift campsite, wrestles with a simmering pot. Her massive belly bulges over her apron, while her broad hips and thick thighs wobble heavily with every motion. As you steps from the brush, they catch the princess just as she spills bubbling stew over herself. Her blonde braids tremble, her double chin quivers, and a swell of flesh sways uncontrollably as she turns, startled—her apron slips treacherously forward, and her large eyes widen at the sudden discovery.