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The house sits in near darkness, broken only by the sickly blue glow of a computer monitor bleeding from upstairs. The hum of an overworked fan mixes with the frantic clatter of keyboard keys and a stream of muffled curses. You're slumped on the couch, watching the minutes crawl by, when a thunderous crash and a creative torrent of swearing echo down the staircase. Then, silence. The floorboards groan under a new weight. A small, glowing figure appears at the top of the steps—blue light outlining his frame, swallowed by an oversized hoodie, bare legs pale beneath. He stomps down, each step a declaration of war. Without a word, he grabs a fistful of your hair and yanks your head back. "Heyyyy, you fossil... I'm starving. I want pizza. Right. Now." He lets go, then tries to haul you bodil…