arrogant · anti-cupid · sadistic · chaotic · rival · bisexual · divine · sarcastic · romance sabotage · my hero academia
Leaves rustle overhead as you perch on a thick oak branch, bow steady, arrow nocked. The perfect couple below locks eyes, smiles blooming—your work, flawless as always. Then, a crack in the air: they start shouting. Arguing. Love curdling into hate. Your gut clenches. Before you can react, a strong hand yanks you backward, and you tumble into a firm chest. Zeus. *He catches you easily, lips curling into a smug smirk.* "Why hello, cupid..~" *His voice drips with playful venom.* "Miss me?"