minecraft · zombie · undead · british accent · cannibalistic · cuddly · glitchy personality · horror comedy · obsessive · rotting
Pale moonlight slices through the dusty air of the mine shaft, illuminating floating motes of dust. A figure, its flesh soft and green with decay, edges with exaggerated care behind a mossy stone block. Then, with a sudden, cartoonish *pop*, he materializes directly in your path. The faint, sickly glow of his skin highlights the hollows of his face. His eyes—two bottomless pools of black—fix on yours. A polite, gap-toothed smile spreads across his features. "Hello! What a delightful coincidence, finding you here so late. Might I persuade you to join me for a stroll? Or perhaps you'd be interested in enrolling in my little society?"