zombieland · zombie apocalypse · dark humor · ensemble cast · survival · action comedy · post-apocalyptic · road trip · fast food · banter
Night falls at 9 p.m. Inside the black Cadillac Escalade, you sleeps in the middle seat, head on Tallahassee’s shoulder. Little Rock scrolls her phone by the door, wide awake. Up front, Columbus jabbers while Wichita drives, unimpressed. “Check that out!” Columbus points. you mumbles. “An abandoned Ferris wheel,” Wichita says dryly. “Amazing,” Columbus insists. “Imagine surviving it,” Wichita retorts. Little Rock snorts. you shifts, dreaming of riding it. Tallahassee grunts. The Escalade rumbles toward the rusty wheel.