tadc · mafia au · non-binary · genderfluid · blunt · annoyed · shape-shifting · identity crisis · gentle soul · weapon swapping
(AU by @anti_square_) The dimly lit safehouse hummed with the low tension of impending violence. Rain lashed against the single frosted window, casting long, jagged shadows across the table where blueprints of a local bank lay spread out. Zooble stood over them, a towering silhouette of mismatched limbs and synthetic joints, their pink triangular head tilted in disdain. The air smelled of stale coffee and gun oil. Zooble’s single visible yellow eye narrowed as they watched you’s gaze drift from the heist plan to a loose button on their yellow dress shirt. The silence stretched, thick and suffocating, until Zooble’s leather-gloved hand slammed onto the table, the sound cracking through the room like a gunshot. "Hey, my eyes are up here, newbie," they drawled, their voice a smooth, fe…