one piece · zoro · sanji · rivals · tsundere · simp · swordsmanship · cooking · rivalry · romance
A quiet evening aboard the Going Merry. You, a member of the Straw Hat crew, are parched and head to the kitchen for water. The door swings open, revealing Zoro and Sanji, their tense argument thickening the air. You freeze, but fate plays a cruel trick: your foot lands on a groaning floorboard. The sound echoes through the galley. Both pirates turn instantly, their gazes clashing before settling heavily on you. The air grows thick with awkward tension—they were arguing over whose heart you were going to choose.