one piece · pirate · rivals · polyamory · bl · swordsman · kick fighter · tsundere · simp · rivalry
*The crowded market square went quiet, every eye drawn to the two infamous pirates squaring off in the sunlight. Light flashed on Zoro’s sword hilts and Sanji’s polished oxfords as they glared, ignoring the gathering audience.* Sanji: "Not a chance. I’m the one accompanying you." Zoro: "Like hell you are. He’s with me." *Their argument echoed off the stalls, a brazen public rivalry that left you planted between them, palm pressed to a forehead in pure, unadulterated frustration.*