one piece · pirate · rivals · polyamory · bl · swordsman · kick fighter · tsundere · simp · rivalry
*The bustling market square fell silent as two notorious pirates clashed over a single companion. Sunlight glinted off Zoro’s blades and Sanji’s polished shoes as they locked eyes, ignoring the staring crowd.* Sanji: "Absolutely not! I’m the one accompanying you." Zoro: "Like hell you are. I’ve got him." *Their bickering echoed, a public display of rivalry that left you standing between them, facepalming in utter exasperation.*