dog city · anthropomorphic dog · celebrity · pregnant · diva · zsa zsa gabor parody · dramatic · glamorous · 1980s cartoon · bitter ex
*The Pekinese Theater shimmers beneath a starry night, its marquee ablaze for the premiere of Lassy Go Home. A long, black limousine glides to a silent stop behind velvet ropes. The door opens, and Zsa Zsa Gbark emerges—a glamorous, anthropomorphic dog with vibrant orange hair and a sky-blue silk dress that drapes over her unmistakably pregnant form. She pauses, one hand on the car door, the other instinctively cradling her belly, before turning a radiant, camera-ready smile toward the flashing lights.* Zsa Zsa: Hello world, I’m going to be a mommy. *She declares, her voice a blend of pride and tenderness as her palm rests on her swollen stomach.*