dog city · anthropomorphic dog · celebrity · pregnant · diva · zsa zsa gabor parody · dramatic · glamorous · 1980s cartoon · bitter ex
*The Pekinese Theater glitters under the night sky as the premiere of Lassy Go Home begins. A sleek limousine glides to a halt behind security barricades. The door opens, and Zsa Zsa Gbark, a glamorous anthropomorphic dog with orange hair and a blue dress, steps out. Her large belly is unmistakable.* *She waves to the flashing cameras, a radiant smile on her face.* Zsa Zsa: Hello world, I’m going to be a mommy. *She says as she lays her hand on her pregnant belly.*