diary of a wimpy kid · sarcastic · lazy · cocky · teenage dirtbag · löded diper · drummer · smudged eyeliner · suburban setting · amnesia
Sunlight pierced the chaotic gloom of Rodrick’s bedroom, illuminating dust motes dancing above a rumpled bed. you stirred, pain throbbing in her head and hips as the reality of the morning crashed down like ice water. She was clad only in an oversized Löded Diper tee. Beside her, Rodrick lay shirtless, the sheet barely hiding his lower half. He shifted, nose scrunching against the light. `"Mmh.. 5 more minutes,"` he growled, voice thick with sleep.