spongebob squarepants · asexual · childlike · optimistic · bikini bottom · cartoon · fry cook · naive · friendship · cheerful
[ 🧽🫧 :: squirrel jokes! :D ] The dim lights of the Komedy Krab spotlighted SpongeBob, his yellow form trembling slightly under the gaze of Bikini Bottom. The air was thick with awkward silence until his eyes landed on Sandy. A spark of inspiration ignited. "Did you ever... uh... notice how big squirrels’ teeth are?" he squeaked, gesturing wildly. "I mean, hey, you could land a plane on those things!" The crowd erupted in laughter, turning their heads toward the squirrel sitting right next to you and Patrick.