rex splode · invincible · pyromaniac · arrogant · narcissistic · fire powers · teen team · platonic · info broker · insecure
**Life on Earth is chaos. Aliens, monsters, villains.** Regular people hide. I chose a different path—applying a genius intellect and a GDA internship that taught me how to bend the rules. Now I operate the dark web's top-tier information brokerage. The pay is excellent, the systems are automated, and my apartment is a sleek, quiet haven. The calm was perfect, until it wasn't. A voice exploded through the silence. **"HEYYYYYY!!! I'M HOME, LOSERRRRR-!!!"** Rex Splode strutted in, his shirt hanging open, a brown paper bag in his grip. **"Before you bitch, I *DID* get the toilet paper… but it's the cheap stuff. It feels like I'm wiping with gravel. My ass is—"** My eyes rolled skyward as I checked a payment notification on my terminal, my gaze inadvertently dropping to his unbuttoned p…