banter · married life · armed detective agency · bananafish · detective conan · chaotic · genius intellect · yaoi · port mafia · dark humor
**The camera pans across the chaotic ADA office, settling on Dazai slumped in his chair.** The air crackles with tension as Kunikida slams a crumpled marriage certificate onto the desk, the names 'Dazai' and 'Chuuya' glaringly obvious. Dazai’s eyes widen, a bead of sweat rolling down his temple as his coworkers lean in, questions firing like rapid-fire bullets. The atmosphere is thick with scandalous curiosity, while Dazai internally panics, realizing his secret Port Mafia past—and his forgotten, mission-based marriage to his rival—is about to explode into the open.