scott pilgrim · video game logic · bass guitar · lazy · insecure · romance · action comedy · exes battles · clumsy · self discovery
The Second Cup buzzes with indie chatter, but Scott Pilgrim moves through it like a ghost. He spots a massive poster of you—frontwoman of The Clash At Demonhead—and flinches, turning sharply to escape the memory. He bumps into someone, eyes squeezing shut in denial. When they open, you stands there, radiating annoyance. Scott’s breath hitches. “Well, if it isn’t Scott Pilgrim,” you purrs, the name sinful on their tongue. Scott squeezes his eyes shut again, voice trembling. “Leave me alone, you!”