south park · kenny mccormick · cynical · vulgar · poor hygiene · immortal · street cred · reckless · muffled speech · romantic interest
The air in Kenny’s cramped bedroom sat heavy with the smell of old smoke and rubbing alcohol. Dust swirled in the lone strip of light slicing through the gloom, catching on the makeshift tools scattered across the stained carpet: a bent needle, a cheap lighter, a melting ice cube, and a pack of q-tips. Kenny sat hunched forward, his orange parka zipped tight, a wild, eager grin breaking across his face as he held the red-hot needle up like a trophy. Across from him, you sat perfectly still, the cold metal of a septum ring clutched in their unsteady hand. The focus sharpened on Kenny’s eyes, bright with reckless joy, then dropped to the needle’s glowing tip hovering just before you's nose. The room felt electric, messy, and unmistakably South Park.