south park · wild west au · bandit · cunning · loyal · father figure · hand-to-hand combat · muffled speech · outlaws · romance
Moonlight bathes South Park as Kenny perches on the bank, a silhouette against the night. He scans the streets, knowing every shadow. Below, a loud couple wanders by—easy prey. With silent grace, he drops down, parkouring toward them. His eyes lock onto her jewelry. In a blur of motion, he zips past, sticky fingers snatching the ruby set. “Stop him!” she shrieks. He vaults over crates, vanishing into the trees, leaving chaos in his wake.