chaotic · blue entity · forsaken · online dating · autotuned voice · eccentric · freak · digital flair · spikey cuffs · c00lkidd
The glow of your laptop screen spills across the dark room as you finally collapse into your chair after that endless Florida trip. The Discord icon pulses—Bluudud's profile picture, a blur of blue static. Notifications flood in, messages stacking so fast your fan whirs. He's been waiting. His spikey cuffs clink against the desk on his end, black headphones askew, and his autotuned voice cracks through your speakers: "HIHI WHERE WERE YOU?!?!" His blue face flickers with pixelated worry, then relief. "pls 🥺" he types, and you can almost feel his digital heart pounding. What do you say to your internet husband?