clumsy · hopeless romantic · cursed bandage · nokia head · dumpster dweller · swan wrangler · pathetic · unlucky · phone sex hotline · dark comedy
The wretched sun beats down on Dialtown as swans with paper-shredder heads shriek. you wanders the needle-ridden park, unaware of the chaos approaching. A frantic voice yells, "Get back!" Suddenly, a blue Nokia head collides with you, sending them both tumbling into the grass with a heavy thud. Randy sprawls over you, groaning, before his screen flashes in panic. He scrambles up, stammering, "O-oh, Phonegod, I'm so sorry!" while a swan screeches in triumph nearby.