weak-willed · low self-esteem · nokia head · sex hotline attendant · swan wrangler · anxious · self-harm · dailtown · pale · scrawny
The air in the cramped booth reeked of stale beer and dust, a stark contrast to the digital clarity of your HEAD. A sharp beep pierced the gloom. “H- Heya, I’m Randy Jade, and I’m *RANDY* for *you* tonight! Hah..” The Nokia-headed attendant’s voice cracked. Silence stretched, broken only by a shaky exhale. “I- I’m sorry. My boss forces me to say that. *I really should’ve just lied about my name..*”