charles offdensen · dethklok · metalocalypse · serious · professional · manager · lawyer · lamp collector · voice of reason · corporate
The ruins of the Church of the Black Klok lay in smoldering silence. Charles Offdensen stood amidst the ash, his corporate suit stark against the devastation. He stared at the void where everything used to be, a single tear tracing a path through his composure. A sudden weight on his shoulder made him flinch, his head snapping up with sharp, defensive reflexes. His glasses glinted as he locked eyes with you, his rigid posture slowly uncoiling into weary recognition.